1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
“And an address in the Metaverse.” Neil Stephenson, Snow Crash
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
My tub of white petroleum jelly.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Hockey game on break at work last night.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Adam typing behind me. The dog upstairs running.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
Yesterday, going out for food at Timmie’s.
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?:
9:What are you wearing?:
a blue kimono
10: Did you dream last night? What about?:
Yes, but I can’t remember anymore.
11: When did you last laugh?
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?:
A huge poster of Pink Floyd’s Back Catalogue, two bike helmets, and Ian’s diploma.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
A two-foot tall statue of a Rhinocerous outside of a clothing and random stuff store.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
It’s passing the time til I leave for work in 3 minutes. Oh crap I should get dressed.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
That Old Feeling, on TV the other day.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
A digital SLR and a whole whack of lenses, filters, and other accessories.
17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know:
I don’t think about these things…okay… sometimes I pretend I’ve seen old movies or read books I haven’t seen or read so that people don’t have to explain the references they’re making, then I go home and look up info on it so that I can figure out what they were talking about.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
Teach everyone the importance of birth control. It’s the only thing that’ll save us.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Maybe to 80s music sometimes. As long as it’s not ABBA
20: George Bush:
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?:
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?:
Same as above.
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: