Greetings Jenny —
Here is your horoscope for Thursday, April 26:
Magical breezes carry you through a suddenly transformed world. A
simple encounter is charged with deeper meanings. If you’re somehow
still lonely, the universe will fix that soon enough.
Heh…. When I first read that, I saw “Magical breasts…” I’m not quite lonely. I’m liking the company of myself, in fact.